Please, Mr. Blank Paper on my screen (or maybe you are female and refusing to talk to me) just sculpt out some words so that I can say the writer’s block is over and I can hit “Save Draft” and I can play like the five year old I was always meant to be. I can't even feed my kids until I write. Are you really going to be so cruel to my kids as to prevent me from coming up with words to type on this blank screen? But, the words have to be funny, meaningful, solve a world problem, and somewhat literary. So I’ve gotten OK, but not great, at avoiding #WritersBlock. Here’s what does it for me: …see more