rule 1: the fintech startup can not harm the bank except by going “beep beep” rule 2: no outside force can harm the bank. only its own ineptitude or the failure of the acme products rule 3: the bank could stop anytime - if it were not a fanatic. (a fanatic is one who redoubles his efforts when one has forgotten his aim.) rule 4: no dialogue ever, except “beep beep”. rule 5: the fintech startup must keep innovating, otherwise, logically, it would not be called the fintech startup anymore. rule 6: all action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters - the financial services industry. rule 7: all AI, APIs, blockchains, cloud computing, or other mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the acme corporation. rule 8: whenever possible, make consumer and user needs the bank’s greatest enemy. rule 9: the bank is always more humiliated than harmed by its failures.
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